Your Spamminess...

Dear Cranky Sys Admin,

I am still getting 20 spam mails a day, can you fix the spam filter?

Yours Truly,

LUSER

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Dear LUSER,

My spam filter catches 680 spam emails to you per day and 20 make it through. That is a 97% catch rate. That is pretty effin good if you ask me. Perhaps if you used hotmail or something else for your non-work related email, you wouldn't have this problem. I've got better things to do, please stop wasting my time.

Sincerely,
Your Crankiness.